Yep, that spells Christmas. It WOULD have been okay if it hadn't been so friggin vegetarian. One of the other tables was fressing the best looking roast duck I have ever seen. And that, clearly, made the horrid comedy routines sparkle. No one can be unhappy with a mouth full of sweet savoury grease.
Which, naturally, brings us to Chanuka, and my roommate's determination to NEVER have anything tasty in the house. As far as food is concerned, that is. Some of her studmuffins have been VERY tasty looking (and possibly even mots with atrocious judgement).
But no latkes. No sufganiot. No fried anything. I'm going through deep fat withdrawal.
Of course, SHE had a turkey for Christmas. I cannot even begin to comprehend what she sees in Jesus. Yes, you heard me, last night's loverboy was a Latino named Hay-zooz! And I can now honestly say that I've had absolutely the most unjewishy of Christmasses ever!
The three of us went out for the usual dreary "we aren't part of this whole celebration because one of us is a ho, one of us is a heathen, and one of us is just a dipshit" kungpao comedy. And because ONE of us is a vegetarian, none of us got to eat any meat. So just dish up the green crud and bad jokes, and we'll pretend we're happy. Hay-zooz smiled like an idiot through the entire thing. He didn't get a single one of the gags, but that's okay, that wasn't what he needed to get anyhow. Olé, as they say.
THANG didn't come home last night, so I actually got to sleep early. But tonight, she's back!
At least I've got my own bottle of Bourbon in my room, and can drown out THANG's second unholy night. I think he's the Greek fellow from two months ago. He reeks of cheep aftershave.
Oh no, it's his second coming!!!!!
Right! at! this! very! moment!
Sweet cheeses!
Saturday, December 27, 2008
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Rowdy and rutting
The three weeks since thanksgiving have sucked, just sucked! For one thing, Yossi and I are over! And I don't want to talk about it!
AND my dad keeps asking me if I've met any nice men! Next thing you know he'll be signing me up for j-date!
I so do NOT need to talk to some accented noodge who wants to know my breast size! Or wether I wear a snood! Dad should be happy if he gets ANY son-in-law, ever. I'm more likely to marry a Chinese Jewelry store owner before I find a nice Jewish man at this rate.
Of course, that ain't a problem for my oversexed roommate. She just keeps bring home her hundred and ninety pounds of hamburger, or her big side of pork, or her horny venison, or her...... you get the picture. Her sexlife is like NASA - several fiery launches, and a few good explosions. It just makes me sick. Every night for the past ten days I've come home, and she and whatever flavor of day she's chewing on have been humping like rutting elephants. With loud trumpetting, crashes, and shaking floors. I've been cleaning surfaces in this apartment like crazy, yet I fear I'll never get the reek of randy out of it. And I dare not sit on the couch anymore. Good thing she keeps her door closed most of the time.
AND my dad keeps asking me if I've met any nice men! Next thing you know he'll be signing me up for j-date!
I so do NOT need to talk to some accented noodge who wants to know my breast size! Or wether I wear a snood! Dad should be happy if he gets ANY son-in-law, ever. I'm more likely to marry a Chinese Jewelry store owner before I find a nice Jewish man at this rate.
Of course, that ain't a problem for my oversexed roommate. She just keeps bring home her hundred and ninety pounds of hamburger, or her big side of pork, or her horny venison, or her...... you get the picture. Her sexlife is like NASA - several fiery launches, and a few good explosions. It just makes me sick. Every night for the past ten days I've come home, and she and whatever flavor of day she's chewing on have been humping like rutting elephants. With loud trumpetting, crashes, and shaking floors. I've been cleaning surfaces in this apartment like crazy, yet I fear I'll never get the reek of randy out of it. And I dare not sit on the couch anymore. Good thing she keeps her door closed most of the time.
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Nastiness at the Hilton
Went to the Hilton yesterday to see what a pro-Israel demonstration in San Francisco looks like. And, disappointingly, it looks very much like an anti-Israel demonstration. There were times when I couldn't tell the sides apart.
One side held signs that were anti-Israel, the other said things that no pro-Israel person should ever (!) frikkin say.
One man, who looked like an evil leprechaun, screamed at the Arabs that they should all go back where they came from, they weren't wanted here, no one liked them, and they were sacrileging his ancestral land because he was one sixty-seventh or some crazy percentage native American.
Oh shut up, you tedious old bitchboy.
That wasn't much of a demonstration, unless we needed lessons in acting stupid.
And we are all from somewhere else.
The pro-Israel group was mostly to the right of the hotel entrance, near Mason Street, the pro-Palestinian side was to the left of the entrance, near Taylor Street. The police stood smiling in the center of the entrance getting shouted at by both sides.
The rowdies of both camps fluttered about across the street, yelling at each other. Expressing hate is not supportive of either position. I wish the people with the Israeli and American flags had just let the other side do that. I'm sure they would've done it very well.
One side held signs that were anti-Israel, the other said things that no pro-Israel person should ever (!) frikkin say.
One man, who looked like an evil leprechaun, screamed at the Arabs that they should all go back where they came from, they weren't wanted here, no one liked them, and they were sacrileging his ancestral land because he was one sixty-seventh or some crazy percentage native American.
Oh shut up, you tedious old bitchboy.
That wasn't much of a demonstration, unless we needed lessons in acting stupid.
And we are all from somewhere else.
The pro-Israel group was mostly to the right of the hotel entrance, near Mason Street, the pro-Palestinian side was to the left of the entrance, near Taylor Street. The police stood smiling in the center of the entrance getting shouted at by both sides.
The rowdies of both camps fluttered about across the street, yelling at each other. Expressing hate is not supportive of either position. I wish the people with the Israeli and American flags had just let the other side do that. I'm sure they would've done it very well.
Sunday, December 7, 2008
Seriously frustrated bitch
Debbie Schlussel also weighed in on the death of Dan Kliman, in a blog-post captioned: "What Happened to Dan Kliman?: Another Innocent American Victim of Islam Thrown Down Elevator Shaft".
To which I will not link!
Entirely without evidence or doubt, Debbie wishes to assert that Dan Kliman was thrown down the elevator shaft by Jihadis because he was gay, Jewish, pro-Israel, and American.
Well, I did not read her blog much before this happened. Now I have read far too much of her blog. And I wish never to read that pathetic excuse for blogging again.
One can very well be a Zionist without being a moron or a bigot, but she attempts to disprove that in every poison-laden page.
She hates. She hates Muslims, she hates Gentiles, she hates blacks, she hates Mexicans, she hates Arabs, she hates gays, she hates liberals, she hates educated people.
She hates hates hates! everybody! except one person.
And by hating all of those, seemingly without any distinction other than the amount of lava she pours over them in her blog, she clearly and primarily hates Jews. If there were awards for embodying A SHANDAH FIR DI GOYIM, ms. Schlussel would win every year. A more paskudne paskudnitza would be hard to find. Truly. And I mean that in utmost sincerity - Debbie Schlussel stands out, in a field filled with rancidly rotten contenders for the throne of bile.
And so of course, with all the tolerance and forgivingness I can muster, I have to suspect that Debbie Schlussel is either the result of an amateurishly botched gender-change operation, or an undercover radical activist planted to discredit Jews. Because in addition to being a shandah fir di goyim, she is an embarassment for women and conservatives.
To which I will not link!
Entirely without evidence or doubt, Debbie wishes to assert that Dan Kliman was thrown down the elevator shaft by Jihadis because he was gay, Jewish, pro-Israel, and American.
Well, I did not read her blog much before this happened. Now I have read far too much of her blog. And I wish never to read that pathetic excuse for blogging again.
One can very well be a Zionist without being a moron or a bigot, but she attempts to disprove that in every poison-laden page.
She hates. She hates Muslims, she hates Gentiles, she hates blacks, she hates Mexicans, she hates Arabs, she hates gays, she hates liberals, she hates educated people.
She hates hates hates! everybody! except one person.
And by hating all of those, seemingly without any distinction other than the amount of lava she pours over them in her blog, she clearly and primarily hates Jews. If there were awards for embodying A SHANDAH FIR DI GOYIM, ms. Schlussel would win every year. A more paskudne paskudnitza would be hard to find. Truly. And I mean that in utmost sincerity - Debbie Schlussel stands out, in a field filled with rancidly rotten contenders for the throne of bile.
And so of course, with all the tolerance and forgivingness I can muster, I have to suspect that Debbie Schlussel is either the result of an amateurishly botched gender-change operation, or an undercover radical activist planted to discredit Jews. Because in addition to being a shandah fir di goyim, she is an embarassment for women and conservatives.
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Possibly a murder - Daniel J. Kliman
One of the pro-Israel activists in the san Francisco Bay Area has been found dead. And it looks very suspicious.
http://atthebackofthehill.blogspot.com/2008/12/boruch-dayan-ha-emes.html
From that blog:
Daniel J. Kliman was found dead yesterday at the bottom of an elevator shaft in the building where he was taking Arabic classes. He is believed to have fallen down the elevator shaft on Tuesday evening 11/25/08.There were no classes last week. There were very few people in the building at the time. The defective elevator was "secure".It is still unclear how this happened.
The blogowner of that site (at the back of the hill) also put his suspicions in the comments:
At this point, several members of our group have doubts about it being an accident.The reasons for doubting that it was entirely accidental are as follows:
*Dan was known to the other side, his picture was posted on several sites identifying him as a Zionist "conspirator" and one of the lead-activists in the Bay Area.
*He had received several death-threats over the years - he was known by name and address.
*The pro-Palestinian side has not infrequently either used violence or threatened to do so - Dan was assaulted several times.
*The building where he was found was where he was taking Arabic classes; there were NO classes that week.
*Several members of the other side also take Arabic classes - that is one of the few schools in the area where Arabic is taught, and there is a constantly changing roster of Israel-haters studying Arabic there.
*The defective elevator had been secured so no one could enter it.
Well. This is perfectly horrid news, and I do not doubt for A MOMENT that foul play was involved. After what the students for justice in Palestine have been doing at U. C. Berkeley, and what with the vicious hatred of Israel which is so common here, anything at all is possible. So a Jew studying Arabic must have absolutely seemed like a spy to the pro-Palestinians who would take Arabic classes. Their paranoid hatred probably took over at the moment they found him alone, or they could've planned to do it all along, and just waited for the perfect opportunity.
http://atthebackofthehill.blogspot.com/2008/12/boruch-dayan-ha-emes.html
From that blog:
Daniel J. Kliman was found dead yesterday at the bottom of an elevator shaft in the building where he was taking Arabic classes. He is believed to have fallen down the elevator shaft on Tuesday evening 11/25/08.There were no classes last week. There were very few people in the building at the time. The defective elevator was "secure".It is still unclear how this happened.
The blogowner of that site (at the back of the hill) also put his suspicions in the comments:
At this point, several members of our group have doubts about it being an accident.The reasons for doubting that it was entirely accidental are as follows:
*Dan was known to the other side, his picture was posted on several sites identifying him as a Zionist "conspirator" and one of the lead-activists in the Bay Area.
*He had received several death-threats over the years - he was known by name and address.
*The pro-Palestinian side has not infrequently either used violence or threatened to do so - Dan was assaulted several times.
*The building where he was found was where he was taking Arabic classes; there were NO classes that week.
*Several members of the other side also take Arabic classes - that is one of the few schools in the area where Arabic is taught, and there is a constantly changing roster of Israel-haters studying Arabic there.
*The defective elevator had been secured so no one could enter it.
Well. This is perfectly horrid news, and I do not doubt for A MOMENT that foul play was involved. After what the students for justice in Palestine have been doing at U. C. Berkeley, and what with the vicious hatred of Israel which is so common here, anything at all is possible. So a Jew studying Arabic must have absolutely seemed like a spy to the pro-Palestinians who would take Arabic classes. Their paranoid hatred probably took over at the moment they found him alone, or they could've planned to do it all along, and just waited for the perfect opportunity.
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